Прикольно, только надо постоянно что-то новое придумывать. А то, наигравшись, люди опять пойдут на эскалатор.
What shall we do to fill the empty spaces where waves of hunger roar? Shall we set out across the sea of faces in search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar? Shall we drive a more powerful car? Shall we work straight through the night? Shall we get into fights? Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs? Do tours of the east? Contract diseases? Bury bones? Break up homes? Send flowers by phone? Take to drink? Go to shrinks? Give up meat?
Rarely sleep? Keep people as pets? Train dogs? Race rats? Fill the attic with cash? Bury treasure? Store up leisure? But never relax at all with our backs to the wall.
Re: Рупор имперского юмора (типа юмор на все темы)
Еду я как то раз в маршрутном такси в г. Ставрополе.
В маршрутке едет человек семь. Среди них семья: мама, папа и дочурка лет пяти. Они сидят рядом друг с другом.
Дочь канючит:
- Мама, купи мне майку с покемонами!
Мать:
- У тебя уже есть одна.
Д.: - Мам, ну она жежелтая, а я хочу красную!!
М.: - Отстань, денег нет!
Д.: - Мам, ну купи-иииии!!!
М.: - Отстань, денег нет!
Д.: - Ах так, тогда я раскажу папе, что ты писю сосала у дяди Славы!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
В маршрутке все замерли. Потом ее подбросило от взрыва смеха. Папа вылетел из маршрутки. Вытащил маму и дочурку. Дал маме в торец. И помчался с дочуркой прочь.
Уже смеюсь три дня.
ЗЫ: История не моя.А водила маршрутки говорит:
- Ну что , детей в салоне нет, больше нам никто ничего интересного не расскажет?
Re: Рупор имперского юмора (типа юмор на все темы)
Причем баянистая. И слышал я ее в разных вариациях от кучи людей. )
Но все равно, welcome.
What shall we do to fill the empty spaces where waves of hunger roar? Shall we set out across the sea of faces in search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar? Shall we drive a more powerful car? Shall we work straight through the night? Shall we get into fights? Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs? Do tours of the east? Contract diseases? Bury bones? Break up homes? Send flowers by phone? Take to drink? Go to shrinks? Give up meat?
Rarely sleep? Keep people as pets? Train dogs? Race rats? Fill the attic with cash? Bury treasure? Store up leisure? But never relax at all with our backs to the wall.
What shall we do to fill the empty spaces where waves of hunger roar? Shall we set out across the sea of faces in search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar? Shall we drive a more powerful car? Shall we work straight through the night? Shall we get into fights? Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs? Do tours of the east? Contract diseases? Bury bones? Break up homes? Send flowers by phone? Take to drink? Go to shrinks? Give up meat?
Rarely sleep? Keep people as pets? Train dogs? Race rats? Fill the attic with cash? Bury treasure? Store up leisure? But never relax at all with our backs to the wall.
Re: Рупор имперского юмора (типа юмор на все темы)
Это было тактическое отступление. )
What shall we do to fill the empty spaces where waves of hunger roar? Shall we set out across the sea of faces in search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar? Shall we drive a more powerful car? Shall we work straight through the night? Shall we get into fights? Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs? Do tours of the east? Contract diseases? Bury bones? Break up homes? Send flowers by phone? Take to drink? Go to shrinks? Give up meat?
Rarely sleep? Keep people as pets? Train dogs? Race rats? Fill the attic with cash? Bury treasure? Store up leisure? But never relax at all with our backs to the wall.