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[box9603_renamed_598629_14062020]

Quote: Originally Posted by ImperialAngel

Originally Posted by ImperialAngel

I play on FS, and late in the night, the server isn’t empty. I regularly see, 20/30 persons in the forts.
The problem is as soon we see 10 men attacking the fort, we prefer to teleport to spawn cause the russian guilds aren’t here to protect us.

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[Alex Stone_renamed_601275_19052020]

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Vizunah Square is a server which shelters unemployed people who can play WvW around the clock while having a decent life, thanks to french welfare system.

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Vizunah is schizophrenic, Shiverpeaks is paranoid

[Imperial_renamed_614004_17122024]

https://forums.goha.ru/showpost.php?...postcount=1298
дальше думаю найдешь)

[Xman9999]

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So, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to conclude this topic. Let us please put together the indisputable verified facts and clever educated deductions we all figured :

- Far Shiverpeaks is a russian server.

- Vizunah Square is an international server, it shelters 50% French, 25% Canadians and 25% other people around the globe known as being timezones mercenaries like australians, for example.

- Far Shiverpeaks is a server populated by hard-earning, 14 hours-shifts 6 days-week workers, they only do WvW during 8-12pm therefore any activies not included in this particular time frame are infamous exploits, blatant abuses and must be punished by making several threads on official forums.

- Vizunah Square is a server which shelters unemployed people who can play WvW around the clock while having a decent life, thanks to french welfare system. This server is also secretly populated by canadian guilds whose, as le Batman, only act within the shadows. There are a lot of them, but their numbers and guild names are classified. They don’t exist. They’re not even on this server. They’re Roswell, or Elvis’ death ; they’re myths, urban legends forged by lunatics.

- Far Shiverpeaks does very well during daytime, getting most of the time ahead, score wise. But they’re upset for a very particular reason : while they sleep, there is a very weird circus going on in WvW : french ninja lemmings are gathering around, organizing themselves in groups to kill doors and take over the whole map and therefore discarding Shiverpeaks hard work during daytime. This behaviour is known as “nightcapping”, it’s infamous, it’s lame, it’s Brojley (which isn’t even a word) but it’s legit, hence Shiverpeaks vivid annoyance.

- Vizunah Square do nightcapping like champions. They didn’t invent it, they’ve taken it from others and mastered it through the ages, slowly becoming specialists of that fine craft. They’re figured daytime fights are useless since the game favors night time playing. Like most vampires, they sleep during the day and bleed their victimes during the night. Vizunah Square people also like making jokes, like inventing 500+ canadian hebrew speaking age +35 guilds to upset other people. Some might refer it as “trolling”, “for the lulz” or simply “le lol”. They’re also very amused when Far Shiverpeaks don’t get these kind of jokes, because it instanly forges myths about who’s really playing on Vizunah (canadians, australians, or even French people let’s be crazy here).

- Far Shiverpeaks frown upon Vizunah Square because, while they only beat them one time out of 20, they think they deserve more credit because they don’t use dirty tactics like nightcapping or employ people from canada or australia to do the dirty job during the night. They’re heavily upset and they want the world to know it.

- Vizunah Square has 2 kind of people : the ones being quite amused with all the fuss, taking dramas with a pinch of salt, also a smile. Next to them, you have a few french people (you would mind their awful English skills) endlessly stating on forums Vizunah doesn’t have canadians or australians, Shiverpeaks being sore losers, etc. And they both speak together at the same time. It’s quite confusing for Shiverpeaks, it’s like they’re having voices in their heads telling both truth and lies at the same time.

TL;DR : Vizunah is schizophrenic, Shiverpeaks is paranoid, and that’s why everyone is going mental (that pun was intented). Good night and good luck.

Капитан preuve не иначе.

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Французы - вампиры, ай да Это почти как про тех 500 евреев

[Blackhard_renamed_937862_05012020]

Quote: Originally Posted by Xman9999

Originally Posted by Xman9999

Vizunah is schizophrenic, Shiverpeaks is paranoid

[Imperial_renamed_614004_17122024]

темка просто жжет напалмом

[-Дед-_renamed_875312_20042020]

Quote: Originally Posted by Xman9999

Originally Posted by Xman9999

Vizunah Square do nightcapping like champions

не просто чемпионы, а самые велие ногибатели всея галактики

[Alex Stone_renamed_601275_19052020]

А им кто-нить писал, чему по-русске созвучно название лягушачьего сервера?

[Narayoth_renamed_567431_01052024]

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Please Anet, can you make like the forts immune to everything when the russians guilds aren’t connected?I am bored to have to run constantly.

[Imperial_renamed_614004_17122024]

Они же гоху читают

[brsko_renamed_683101_27052025]

Quote: Originally Posted by Gator

Originally Posted by Gator

Please Anet, can you make like the forts immune to everything when the russians guilds aren’t connected?I am bored to have to run constantly.

этапять

[box9603_renamed_598629_14062020]

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ZeFeKa.4578

My point :
- FS with Nug & allies bus are the best
- FS without Nug & allies bus are pretty bad
- Deso are pretty bad almost all the time (didn’t know why they are third…)
- VS are average & had the “chance” to play with +2/3 hours timezone than their biggest ennemy… the russian Nugs, just enough to recap after they go to bed & go to bed theymself. (no need for canadian or something else)
My 2 cents.

https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/foru...e/3#post149714

[Imperial_renamed_614004_17122024]

Скоро еще сервер в [Ru]Far Shiverspeak переименуют такими темпами

[KsoKitsune_renamed_880083_09072023]

Я вот даже не знаю, смеяться тут или плакать...
Всем им инъекцию наглости срочно!

Хорошо хоть не все там такие. Вчера вечером нас здорово выручили бурги на десолевской башенке.

[brsko_renamed_683101_27052025]

Quote: Originally Posted by ImperialAngel

Originally Posted by ImperialAngel

Скоро еще сервер в [Ru]Far Shiverspeak переименуют такими темпами

в [Nug&allies]Far Shiverspeak

[Shadow of Azrael]

Почему они постоянно про автобус говорят ?

[Imperial_renamed_614004_17122024]

[brsko_renamed_683101_27052025]

Quote: Originally Posted by KsoKitsune

Originally Posted by KsoKitsune

Вчера вечером нас здорово выручили бурги на десолевской башенке.

нам бург вчера соло башню подарил, мы взяли гарнизон, бегали дефили его и шадаран, а он соло построил требушет во дворе гарнизона и бомбил по клиффсайду
через нное время он капсом начал спамить в чат THE WALL IS BROKEN!!! GET READY YOUR ZERG

[Imperial_renamed_614004_17122024]

Quote: Originally Posted by brsko

Originally Posted by brsko

нам бург вчера соло башню подарил, мы взяли гарнизон, бегали дефили его и шадаран, а он соло построил требушет во дворе гарнизона и бомбил по клиффсайду
через нное время он капсом начал спамить в чат THE WALL IS BROKEN!!! GET READY YOUR ZERG

блин у нас 2 дня обратная ситуация xD за требушетом сидит кто то из гф, а зерг пугов убивается об дырку в стене xD

[Roguer]

Да, бурге жгут напалмом))) Аж за Родину даже не стыдно))

[Narayoth_renamed_567431_01052024]

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Warper.5692
Actually russians FS have alliance with Desolation. Unfortunately, Deso doesn’t know about it. We have to run each time we clean their keep yard. They even close gates before our noses! Good allies don’t do it, Desolation! Think again next time you see Nug bus coming into your fort when you struggle against VS at inner gates. We are your firends! We only want to get enough points to keep you at 3rd place, don’t kill us! Please!

Варперу пямятник надо за этот пост.

[brsko_renamed_683101_27052025]

Мы пришли с миром!

[Лютиен_renamed_664285_11012020]

Переводите основные моменты, а то весь юмор мне не понять, я по-русски то не весь юмор понимаю ...

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Тема кстати плавно перешла из мониторинга ввв в мониторинг форумов

[Imperial_renamed_614004_17122024]

Мониторинг форумов про ввв же

[brsko_renamed_683101_27052025]

Quote: Originally Posted by Лютиен

Originally Posted by Лютиен

мониторинга ввв

дык там нечего мониторить, болото