Re: 40K Humor
DA ORKIE BIT AT DA END
Hows’ comE da humiEs always put da Ork bits at da End? Bagh!
WE all knowz da bEstEstz way ta play dis gamE iz az an Ork. Not much ta
know, oddEr dan ta blow up da humiEs. Or somE Orks dat gEtz in da
way. Long as you blowin’ somEtin’ up, don’t mattuh.
Just so dEy no, wE Orks is da samE as humiEs. Jus’ biggEr & grEEn. WE
likE smashin’ Em, but it ain’t pErsonal. DEy bEttuh dEn da Eldar pansiEs.
Dat bEin’ said, ‘ErE’s how I play.
In ordEr ta bEstEst bE a Ork Warlord, ya gottah bE cunning. ‘UgE
hordEs of Boyz gotz dErE placE, but not as da End all of thE plan. Gotta
havE somE of EvEryting, oddErwizE ya can’t smash ‘Em goodEst.
WhEn ya sEttup, sprEad out your forcEs, but put dEm lousy GrEtchin or
somE of yEr chEap Boyz in da front. KEEp da good stuff in da back.
TEll da buggyz ta swarm out aftEr da EnEmy’s big stuff, and do it quick.
DEy won’t last long, so gEttum out dErE fast.
UsE da Big Gunz an’ FlyErz only if ya tink dErE’s no othEr way ta do it.
Smashin’ is smashin,’ but ya gotz ta sEE dErE facEs to gEt da full fun of
it.
If yEr onE a dEm Brainboyz, ya might figgrE out how ta usE combinEd
arms and makE a good smash forcE. Da humiEs calz it “finEssE,” but I
callz it good killin; wayz.
Jus’ rEmEmbEr - if ya diE ya diE, so it don’t count as a dEfEat. Now gEt
goin.’ It’s a WAAAAGH!!!
орчья "грамота"
Final Liberation 1997
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