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Rl v termenologii EQ :)
US: Ok, putting together PvP group for Iraq raid... who\'s in?
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on US: *sigh* Ok, can\'t build you the new armor, but I\'ll help pay for it. How much you need. Turkey: 6 Plat. US: WTF?! You\'re not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no frikking way. Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC... US: 3 plat, and that\'s all I\'m offering. Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I\'m in. Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER, man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep. US: Cool, thx. Italy: Me 2 Chile: I\'m in. US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile. Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some RP\'s.. US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don\'t attack anything. Set up a /assist US macro, ok? France: Hey all, what\'s up? US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq. France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I\'m part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I\'m using Alliance veto. US: WTF? Alliance Veto? France: Yeah, it\'s in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any Alliance raid event. Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go... France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this. Bulgaria: ,,!,, Germany: I don\'t really want to go either. US: ... France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq. US: What about you, Russia. Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it\'s ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that\'s cool. US: Jeezus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids. Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out. US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid. France: Doesn\'t matter. I say no. Spain: .tell US doesn\'t matter if they don\'t go anyway, France just gives up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He\'s a bu77munch. Lives next door to me. Spain: Oops. MT. France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely. Spain: Only cuz I\'d just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining. France: ..!.. US: Guys, c\'mon. I\'m trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don\'t care what France says. I\'m going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in? China: *shrug* Don\'t feel like it. US: Ok... North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge. /duel decline North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u" You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going. North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage" You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. STFU, okay? I\'m busy North Korea taunts you. /ignore North Korea. US: How come you\'re not coming, Germany? Germany: I\'m just not into the violence anymore. You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you\'re just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again. Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!! You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He\'s gray to you. Germany tells you: It\'s just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway. France: I\'m telling you, if anyone goes, then it\'ll break the Alliance. Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let\'s go anyways. US: France, WTF is ur problem? France ![]() US: Ok, how long it gonna take them? France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly. US: MONTHS? WTF! Dude, I don\'t want to wait that long. I\'ll give your scouts a week, at most. We\'ll reschedule then. France: I may veto anyway. US: Yeah, whatever. /tell Spain yeah, may have to. He\'s a dipsh1t. Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in. You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone\'s ALT? Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia\'s buffbots, but we\'re soloing, now. US: Ok, meet again next week. We\'ll take things from there Expert |