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Tip Vahey dami ...
Автор темы: Sergeant
Дата создания: 17.10.2002 10:26
Старый 17.10.2002, 10:26
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Sergeant
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Tip Vahey dami ...
INTERNET woman
Woman of difficult access

SERVER woman
Always busy when you need her

WINDOWS woman
Everyone knows that she can\'t do a thing right, but no one can live
without her

EXCEL woman
They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her to
achieve your basic requirements

D.O.S. woman
Everyone had her, but no one wants her any more

VIRUS woman
Also known as wife, when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources, if you try to
uninstall
her you will lose something, if you don\'t uninstall her
you will lose everything

SCREENSAVER woman
She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun

RAM woman
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her

HARD DISK woman
She remembers everything forever

MULTIMEDIA woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful

USER woman
She messes up everything she does and she always asks more
than she needs

CD-ROM woman
She is always faster and faster

E-Mail woman
Every ten things she says eight are non sense



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