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Старый 30.10.2003, 23:11   #1 
Altis Asmodey
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Eshe odno no comments

Original - www.hateguild.net
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There\'s new people in the guild, alot recently, and they may not know all the rules or guidelines for creating a good drama thread that the guild really eats up.
So I\'d just like to outline a little bit how a nice 12 page Drama thread looks:

Initial Post - This Post MUST be made by a member or prospect who has only been around for about a month and be about something that really only 4-5 People would actually care about. For Best results, it should be a direct attack on an officer or 4 year long Member

The Denial - The Next 8-10 Posts must all be posts belittling the problem itself. Saying it\'s no big deal or some non-sensical filler statements like "I own a pet monkey!"

The Witness! - This is the post by someone who confirms the problem. "I WUZ THERE - HERE\'s the FACTS!" this is when the ball gets rolling, the original poster has now convinced another idiot to stick thier neck out.

The Voting - People now start weighing in with "This is an injustice!" or "This wasn\'t wrong at all" or "I like Pie"

The Defense - Now the person or people the post is about actually responds. This post should be certain to avoid the actual issue 100% and attack the Initial Poster and the Witness. They are noobs, so this should be easy. If you are the Defender you must treat the issue as lightly as possible and make little jokes, it\'s no big deal after all and you did nothing wrong, everybody does it...or If at all possible, You\'ve Contributed so much to the guild that any infraction should be overlooked.

The Defense Team - Now people jump in on behalf of the Defendant, again all attempts should be made to avoid the true issue and attack the poster while praising the time the defendant soloed Epic mobs for 14 guild members

The Drama Announcement - People see the Thread hitting Page 2 or 3 and start to make posts simply to declare that this post is Drama

The Focused Competitor - Someone makes the claim that We\'re Close to (Insert PvE Goal here) and that worrying about Drama on Old content/DKP/Personalities/Greed/Twinks Doesn\'t Matter at all and that we must put aside our differences and move forward, a few people chime in with agreement.

The Anti-Loot People - We now hear from the people who don\'t care if thier toon is naked all the time, They will tell us about how they live on a Jewish Commune and share grains with friends and family. Everyone who wants anything at all is a lootwhore. Oddly however the person originally accused of being greedy is in thier eyes altruistic and the Accuser is the greed one for mentioning it. Please Note All Anti-Loot people Must Either Not play anymore or have 5000 unbuffed hp with 500kpp in the bank.

The Sub-Topic - Somebody makes a statement which is not 100% accurate. Like "AoW has 350,000hp" someone corrects him with "NO RETARD! He has 351,000hp!" These two or 3 people Argue this point until long after the thread is over. This Is usually a result of people like Hatre, Votek and Soulle having board access at work without having any interest in the actual topic of the day

The \'OWNED\' portion - Somebody writes an insult and thinks it\'s funny. a Second person declares the Writer of the Insult the absolute winner, declaring the Thread is over. The insult turns out to just be stupid, the thread continues.

The Historian - Someone now decides it\'s time to speak of the good old days. Again, odds are this guy doesn\'t play EQ anymore, But that is absolutly irrelevant, He\'s been friends with other people who don\'t play anymore since he was 5 years old. It is soon uncovered that they both invented the game Dungeons and Dragons and Programed the Original Dragon Warrior and Final Fantasy. All these friends married each other\'s sister and work in the same Casino/Pizza Shop/Computer Store or Attend the Same University. These people believe everyone else to be a pussy \'cause we just don\'t know what it\'s like to play EQ and we never ever ever ever will

The Intellectuals - These people, Typically myslef and Glix, know exactly why everyone else is wrong. If you\'d just take time to read the equations and check the cited material out of your local library then you\'d see this. The intellectuals have no interest in the specific people or events, only general rules and economic consequences

The People who Hate discussion - We will now have repeated posts telling people to STFU and \'Quit Whining\' More insults are posted against the people telling everyone to shut up, Thus making thier brilliant plan backfire

The Compasionate cleric - Some Female irl Cleric tells us we should be nicer to each other and would someone please think of the children.

The 2nd Defense - The Guy who started the thread gets home from work and finds 80 posts insulting him. After taking a warm bath and sobbing quietly for a couple hours he\'s ready to strike back with some dumb post. He now attacks people personally and has forgotten the issue he brought up to begin with.

The Dittos - By now everyone said everything, people are making posts that simply contain the words "I agree with <name>!"

The Alphabet - Malb Posts something long, 15% of it makes sense

The Hippie - I say something of only philosophical interest then call Malb a hippie

The Conclusion - You Thought There\'d be a conclusion? Of course not! Threads NEVER Effect change in any positive way.

The Lockdown - The Thread is eventually locked because drama is scary, within minutes people forget the issue even existed, the Original poster resumes sobbing quietly and the Defendant gets away with whatever it was they did which they more than likely were guilty of. A Native indian sees the mess and sheds a single silent tear.


That\'s How Drama works. And Yes, I\'m stuck in a Computer lag waiting for somebody and i\'m bored as fuck, Either way this should be a Sticky post so that people know




Magelo
Старый 30.10.2003, 23:27   #2 
alxkorvin
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Запостил на борду. Жду реакции

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Старый 30.10.2003, 23:34   #3 
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haha


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Старый 31.10.2003, 00:24   #4 
alxkorvin
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Самое смешное, что примерно так и развиваются все дискуссии на борде нашей гильдии. Просто как будто народ эту инструкцию использует для всех новых постов

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Старый 31.10.2003, 00:53   #5 
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Ne tolko u vas

"The Compasionate cleric - Some Female irl Cleric tells us we should be nicer to each other and would someone please think of the children."

eto prosto 5 ballov




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